The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it
is to leave her with no hard feelings.(guys)
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will
follow.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually
stops listening to him.(guys)
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.(guys)
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually
the same ones she can't stand years later.(guys)
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a
lot of frogs.
There may be some things better than sex, and some things
worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than
you.(guys)
Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.(guys)
It is not the length of the wand, but the magic in
the stick.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love
her. (sad but true)
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
Love comes in spurts.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Don't have sex if you can't keep it up.(guys)
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when
they fall in love.(guys)
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Love is the assunption that your woman will differ from all others.(guys)
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